I took my bride to the North Pole to check on progress at Santa’s Workshop. You see, we submit voluminous and detailed lists of what we want for Christmas, so we have to provide oversight.

I’m proud to say that Santa and the elves were kickin’ it … some kind of ball I think. But they were also working hard on toys. I could tell because Santa’s cheeks and nose were red.

So rest peacefully, little children. Santa will be ready to come to your house and make your Christmas Merry once again this year. After all, Christmas is 12 days away, so we start expecting presents any minute.

Merry Christmas!